Cookies?
They're yesterday's news. Having mastered them with such style and, er, grace, we today moved on to cupcakes!
And not just any cupcakes.
Cupcakes with four shades of neon-coloured frosting and an array of gummy toppings.

Which almost made up for the fact that the end result was sickening sweet and, well, kinda disgusting...

But that's just my humble opinion, of course.
*Need cheap cupcakes and lots of them? E-mail me - you won't believe the prices!*