Upon waking yesterday...
Graham: "Uh-oh mama, uh-oh, UH-OH!"
Me: "What is it? What's the matter?"
Graham: "I've got some strange poopies down here."
At dinner last night
Supermodel/ waitress to Graham: "How are you doing, cutie?"
Graham: "I HAVE POOPIES!"
Upon leaving for the babysitter's this morning:
Me: "Are you ready to go sweetie?"
Graham: "Yes mama, I have my belly button and my penis and I'm ready to go!"
64 comments:
Ah, the essentials.
:)
ha ha ha... Adam and Graham would have a lot to talk about these days. Adam loves to talk about poop and his penis. sigh. lol
I love him. What a neat kid!
LOL! Indeed, it does seem like he is ready - he's got all of the essentials. ;)
How funny! Oh the things they say...
lol. glad he wasnt leaving without them
Ahh LOLOLOLOL!!!!
Ha! He cracks me up. That last one made me snort out loud. Too funny.
Glad he had all the important things.
Gotta have what's most important.
well he certainly sounds prepared ;p
Literally laughing out loud! Good thing he had the essentials ready before you left!
"you'd forget your penis if it weren't screwed on...."
very cute
Nate is currently obsessed with penises and "chinas". I hear the constant references end... um... well, I was going to say soon, but really, do they ever?
;)
That last one is freaking hilarious!
Evan asked me once if he could take his penis to church. That took me aback for a second and then I told him that of course he could take it with him to church.
Ha ha. So funny.
what is with this obsession - I can't wait till mine grows out of it - I'm a girl - I don't like gross things!
Ah, he's hilarious! Out of the mouths of babes.....
Wendy
lol definitely sounds like he is all set!
LMAO!
This cracked me up this morning! Thanks for the laugh.
I love it!!! Those comments are the best - kids sure know how to bring smiles to their mommies' faces!!!
I would love to spend a day just watching your son, he is so funny.
Wow I just reread that and it sounds totally creepy. NOT what I meant! I just mean...he is a funny kid.
HAHAHAHA!!!! Too cute. :)
Kids only speak the truth!
Mara
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That is so funny! ;)
That is to funny. If he manages to forget either of those please blog about it.
That is AWESOME!!! Boys and their penises...what a riot.
Oh the joy of boys! They are so concerned with that thing.
Wait until during quiet time one afternoon he busts out of his room and proclaims, "Mom, there's balls in there!"....yep, more proud moments too come.
Just posted about poop myself. Oh, the joys.
That's hysterical! Some strange poopies... I don't want to know any more than that!
Oh the poopies talk ... what a riot LOL!
Have BB and Penis, will travel, OMG, Graham is the sweetest thing!
What did the supermodel waitress say. I love toddlerish. It makes me laugh.
That's so funny!! Cute boy!
We were visiting some of my mom's co-workers a couple of weeks ago, and wanted Little Elvis to dance or show off for them. He proceeded to show them where his penis was and try his best to get to it! He was determined not to let clothes and a diaper get in the way.
When my Boy was that age, there was never ANY chance of him ever losing track of his penis, since he never let go of it... he grew out of that. Phew.
I love that age - you never know what they will say.
And I almost snorted coffee out my nose - a little warning next time??
:-)
Hystercial.. hahaha..
LOL!!!
The stuff kids come up with-- it kills me sometimes!
lol ... boys.... you don't expect him to go anywhere without his belly button or penis, do you?
well at least he didn't miss-place it!
Lol, too cute.
Wait... what else does a man need except for his penis and his belly button?
You don't want to be leaving the penis behind. Those men are rather attached to them. I guess it starts early.
Ready for anything Mama! Cutie.
oh my God, that was so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my goodness- that's hilarious!!
I vaguely recall reading the Art Linkletter classic as a child and not quite understanding what everyone thought was so funny.
Ah, boys. Do they ever really change?
That last one TOTALLY cracked me up!!!
Good to know I am not the only one who has a son that likes to talk about his penis! ; )
Phew. Thank goodness he's all there.
What the heck is with the obsession? J's obsession started at birth. And has yet to wane . . .
Hee Hee. What a cutie pie!
Well, you obviously would not want to leave your penis or your belly-button behind.
But I'm intrigued to know what was so strange about his poopy. Had he eaten something he shouldn't have?
V. funny.
Is the belly button some sort of an anchor?
And to think I always packed a travelling bag when mine where smaller and all they needed were their bellies and private places. Huh!
Bwahahaha!!! He's such a man, taking just the essentials. And announcing bodily functions cheerily.
So funny! Could there be such a thing as priorities at this young age?!?
He sure is all boy!
Hilarious!
hahahahaha! Kids do say the darndest things. :)
LOL...ahhh to be able to live so simply and walk out the door knowing that my belly button and, in my case, vagina where all I needed. *lol*
Hahaha! Don't want to go forgetting that penis somewhere.
Oh that last one is too much!!
that's hilarious
Ah! The beauty of cutting straight to life's priorities. Bless the Uncomplicated ... for They show us what's important.
Love ya ...
Make sure you hide this one during his teen years :)
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