Monday, August 25, 2008

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Upon waking yesterday...

Graham: "Uh-oh mama, uh-oh, UH-OH!"
Me: "What is it? What's the matter?"
Graham: "I've got some strange poopies down here."

At dinner last night

Supermodel/ waitress to Graham: "How are you doing, cutie?"
Graham: "I HAVE POOPIES!"

Upon leaving for the babysitter's this morning:

Me: "Are you ready to go sweetie?"
Graham: "Yes mama, I have my belly button and my penis and I'm ready to go!"

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64 comments:

  1. NowheymamaAugust 25, 2008 at 10:21 PM

    Ah, the essentials.

    :)

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  2. BrittanyAugust 25, 2008 at 10:30 PM

    ha ha ha... Adam and Graham would have a lot to talk about these days. Adam loves to talk about poop and his penis. sigh. lol

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  3. Aunt BeckyAugust 25, 2008 at 10:34 PM

    I love him. What a neat kid!

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  4. AnonymousAugust 25, 2008 at 10:41 PM

    LOL! Indeed, it does seem like he is ready - he's got all of the essentials. ;)

    How funny! Oh the things they say...

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  5. ~*Jobthingy*~August 25, 2008 at 10:41 PM

    lol. glad he wasnt leaving without them

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  6. MaríaAugust 25, 2008 at 10:49 PM

    Ahh LOLOLOLOL!!!!

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  7. Mary LynnAugust 25, 2008 at 11:09 PM

    Ha! He cracks me up. That last one made me snort out loud. Too funny.

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  8. AnonymousAugust 25, 2008 at 11:37 PM

    Glad he had all the important things.

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  9. Angie [A Whole Lot of Nothing]August 25, 2008 at 11:57 PM

    Gotta have what's most important.

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  10. flutterAugust 26, 2008 at 12:06 AM

    well he certainly sounds prepared ;p

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  11. tracey.becker1@gmail.comAugust 26, 2008 at 12:12 AM

    Literally laughing out loud! Good thing he had the essentials ready before you left!

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  12. painted maypoleAugust 26, 2008 at 12:43 AM

    "you'd forget your penis if it weren't screwed on...."

    very cute

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  13. MandyAugust 26, 2008 at 12:51 AM

    Nate is currently obsessed with penises and "chinas". I hear the constant references end... um... well, I was going to say soon, but really, do they ever?

    ;)

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  14. Awesome MomAugust 26, 2008 at 1:01 AM

    That last one is freaking hilarious!

    Evan asked me once if he could take his penis to church. That took me aback for a second and then I told him that of course he could take it with him to church.

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  15. SassAugust 26, 2008 at 7:03 AM

    Ha ha. So funny.

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  16. GlowstarsAugust 26, 2008 at 7:05 AM

    what is with this obsession - I can't wait till mine grows out of it - I'm a girl - I don't like gross things!

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  17. WendyAugust 26, 2008 at 7:08 AM

    Ah, he's hilarious! Out of the mouths of babes.....

    Wendy

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  18. AnonymousAugust 26, 2008 at 7:17 AM

    lol definitely sounds like he is all set!

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  19. mamatulipAugust 26, 2008 at 7:57 AM

    LMAO!

    This cracked me up this morning! Thanks for the laugh.

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  20. A Crafty MomAugust 26, 2008 at 9:04 AM

    I love it!!! Those comments are the best - kids sure know how to bring smiles to their mommies' faces!!!

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  21. BekahAugust 26, 2008 at 9:18 AM

    I would love to spend a day just watching your son, he is so funny.

    Wow I just reread that and it sounds totally creepy. NOT what I meant! I just mean...he is a funny kid.

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  22. KatAugust 26, 2008 at 9:22 AM

    HAHAHAHA!!!! Too cute. :)

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  23. MaraAugust 26, 2008 at 9:23 AM

    Kids only speak the truth!

    Mara
    http://24stepstogo.blogspot.com/

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  24. dawn klingeAugust 26, 2008 at 9:41 AM

    That is so funny! ;)

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  25. Queen of My DomainAugust 26, 2008 at 10:18 AM

    That is to funny. If he manages to forget either of those please blog about it.

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  26. InTheFastLaneAugust 26, 2008 at 10:29 AM

    That is AWESOME!!! Boys and their penises...what a riot.

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  27. tommieAugust 26, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    Oh the joy of boys! They are so concerned with that thing.

    Wait until during quiet time one afternoon he busts out of his room and proclaims, "Mom, there's balls in there!"....yep, more proud moments too come.

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  28. AnonymousAugust 26, 2008 at 11:07 AM

    Just posted about poop myself. Oh, the joys.

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  29. caramamaAugust 26, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    That's hysterical! Some strange poopies... I don't want to know any more than that!

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  30. Karen MEGAugust 26, 2008 at 11:25 AM

    Oh the poopies talk ... what a riot LOL!

    Have BB and Penis, will travel, OMG, Graham is the sweetest thing!

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  31. OHmommyAugust 26, 2008 at 11:47 AM

    What did the supermodel waitress say. I love toddlerish. It makes me laugh.

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  32. Pregnantly PlumpAugust 26, 2008 at 12:24 PM

    That's so funny!! Cute boy!
    We were visiting some of my mom's co-workers a couple of weeks ago, and wanted Little Elvis to dance or show off for them. He proceeded to show them where his penis was and try his best to get to it! He was determined not to let clothes and a diaper get in the way.

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  33. BeckAugust 26, 2008 at 12:31 PM

    When my Boy was that age, there was never ANY chance of him ever losing track of his penis, since he never let go of it... he grew out of that. Phew.

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  34. Eternal SunshineAugust 26, 2008 at 12:41 PM

    I love that age - you never know what they will say.

    And I almost snorted coffee out my nose - a little warning next time??

    :-)

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  35. AnonymousAugust 26, 2008 at 12:42 PM

    Hystercial.. hahaha..

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  36. AnonymousAugust 26, 2008 at 1:13 PM

    LOL!!!

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  37. Bird's Eye View PhotographyAugust 26, 2008 at 1:22 PM

    The stuff kids come up with-- it kills me sometimes!

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  38. BryanAugust 26, 2008 at 1:29 PM

    lol ... boys.... you don't expect him to go anywhere without his belly button or penis, do you?

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  39. MelissaAugust 26, 2008 at 1:52 PM

    well at least he didn't miss-place it!

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  40. JainaAugust 26, 2008 at 4:44 PM

    Lol, too cute.

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  41. SciFi DadAugust 26, 2008 at 5:11 PM

    Wait... what else does a man need except for his penis and his belly button?

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  42. EllynAugust 26, 2008 at 6:54 PM

    You don't want to be leaving the penis behind. Those men are rather attached to them. I guess it starts early.

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  43. Mighty Morphin' MamaAugust 26, 2008 at 8:19 PM

    Ready for anything Mama! Cutie.

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  44. Vodka MomAugust 26, 2008 at 9:21 PM

    oh my God, that was so damn funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  45. CPAugust 26, 2008 at 9:56 PM

    oh my goodness- that's hilarious!!

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  46. AnonymousAugust 26, 2008 at 10:35 PM

    I vaguely recall reading the Art Linkletter classic as a child and not quite understanding what everyone thought was so funny.

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  47. AnonymousAugust 26, 2008 at 10:48 PM

    Ah, boys. Do they ever really change?

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  48. UnknownAugust 26, 2008 at 10:51 PM

    That last one TOTALLY cracked me up!!!

    Good to know I am not the only one who has a son that likes to talk about his penis! ; )

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  49. LaskiAugust 27, 2008 at 1:24 AM

    Phew. Thank goodness he's all there.

    What the heck is with the obsession? J's obsession started at birth. And has yet to wane . . .

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  50. contemporary themesAugust 27, 2008 at 2:05 AM

    Hee Hee. What a cutie pie!

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  51. Stomper GirlAugust 27, 2008 at 2:53 AM

    Well, you obviously would not want to leave your penis or your belly-button behind.

    But I'm intrigued to know what was so strange about his poopy. Had he eaten something he shouldn't have?

    V. funny.

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  52. ZoeyjaneAugust 27, 2008 at 4:03 AM

    Is the belly button some sort of an anchor?

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  53. Woman in a WindowAugust 27, 2008 at 7:18 AM

    And to think I always packed a travelling bag when mine where smaller and all they needed were their bellies and private places. Huh!

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  54. KarenAugust 27, 2008 at 8:27 AM

    Bwahahaha!!! He's such a man, taking just the essentials. And announcing bodily functions cheerily.

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  55. AmyAugust 27, 2008 at 8:56 AM

    So funny! Could there be such a thing as priorities at this young age?!?

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  56. Mental P MamaAugust 27, 2008 at 11:16 AM

    He sure is all boy!

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  57. Jennifer @ Fruit of My HandsAugust 27, 2008 at 2:14 PM

    Hilarious!

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  58. Kelli @ writing the wavesAugust 27, 2008 at 8:48 PM

    hahahahaha! Kids do say the darndest things. :)

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  59. AnonymousAugust 27, 2008 at 10:23 PM

    LOL...ahhh to be able to live so simply and walk out the door knowing that my belly button and, in my case, vagina where all I needed. *lol*

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  60. KylaAugust 28, 2008 at 9:06 AM

    Hahaha! Don't want to go forgetting that penis somewhere.

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  61. AmyAugust 28, 2008 at 12:56 PM

    Oh that last one is too much!!

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  62. petite gourmandAugust 29, 2008 at 10:40 AM

    that's hilarious

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  63. John-MichaelAugust 29, 2008 at 1:56 PM

    Ah! The beauty of cutting straight to life's priorities. Bless the Uncomplicated ... for They show us what's important.

    Love ya ...

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  64. AprilAugust 30, 2008 at 2:46 PM

    Make sure you hide this one during his teen years :)

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